Uh, I had to leave my condo to come to this
Well, I’m back, but this time I’m with my man
And these women are puttin’ their hands all over his
Yamamoto Kanzai sweater that I bought
And I’m much, much unhappy about that
I’d hate to come down to their level and become a BW
A basic woman
But if they don’t stop it’s gonna get scandalous

I always loved this song but I never knew what Yamamoto Kanzai sweaters looked like. I just found out.. they’re great: